Even spectators are not safe

Didn't I just say that I had decided not to participate in Hat Attach 2? I really thought that it would be better to just sit this one out and watch the carnage from the sidelines.  I had absolutely no idea that this competition had gotten so dangerous that not even spectators are safe.

I had a yellow slip in my post office box the other day, and along with the box of textbooks I was expecting I received an odd little package.

What is this?

Oh ye gods no! It cannot be...

  

I struggled valiantly to hold it off...

But was finally overcome...

Here she lies, felled by lovely lavender & indigo knitted hat.  (As a heat wave was currently in progress, it is suspected that she may have drowned in her own sweat. Official cause of death still pending.) The chocolate treats & teas included will certainly go a long way towards consoling her next of kin.

But be warned my dear friend and assassin - revenge is a dish best served cold.

Mwahhh hah hah hah!!!!!