Fast boat from China?

I'm sure in the past I've vented about the sad state of package delivery here. But to my great shock and surprise this arrived today:



(Wine glass included for scale). I ordered my new iPod on Monday, it shipped on Tuesday from China, traveled to Hong Kong, Anchorage, Indianapolis, Signal Hill, and by Friday afternoon it was at my front door. So I just have to ask, "Mr. Jobs, who's your inside guy at Fedex? And is he single?"